Etta James Prepares to Go ‘Full Bale’ On Beyoncé, Obama

Etta James has watched Beyoncé play her and serenade her without so much as a peep, but now that the younger singer has sung James’s classic “At Last” for President Obama, asses must be whipped.


James seems awfully sore that Beyonce got the Inauguration nod instead of her, and made no bones about that fact at a concert last week in Seattle. “I can’t stand Beyoncé,” she muttered to the audience. “She has no business standing up there singing that song.” James also threatened violence toward the singer and claimed that Obama was “not my president,” a Secret Service-tempting taunt that the audience, so ready to hoot at Beyoncé, knew less what to make of. Beware, Miss Knowles: when the full moon wanes, and a suddenly-itchy leather bustier signals your transformation from Sasha Fierce back into the terribly ordinary Beyoncé, Etta James will be ready to pounce!

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