Can of Dennis Rodman-Brand Whoop-Ass Opened on Tiny Country Singer

With Celebrity Apprentice 2: The Combforwarding due to hit US screens in about a week, we bring you this preview footage of a shocking confrontation between cross-dressing NBA power forward Dennis Rodman and adorable miniature cowboy French Stewart Clint Black.

From as best as we can make out, Rodman loses it in the middle of a challenge (perhaps mounting a charity auction for Baron von Trump’s wealthy nursery classmates?), towering over team-leader Black and bellowing, “Fuck this bullshit! You think you did fucking right, bro? Aw, fuck you, man. Fuck you!” as a small puddle gathers circumference beneath the country singer’s feet. Rodman then stomps out of the room, a gesture of defiance sure to displease the toddler Trump at that evening’s board room, who’ll toss an apple juice drinkin’ box at the recalcitrant contestant’s head in disgust.

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