Barbara Walters Asks Your Burning Oscar Night Questions

While you were busy ogling pretty ladies in pretty dresses, the US’ ABC was airing Barbara Walters’ investigative report on the really important issues. Such as: Is Joe Jonas a jerk? And is Hugh Jackman gay?

The Jonas Brothers have about as much in common with the Oscars as Joe Jonas has in common with being a gentleman. He claims that he wears a purity ring to remind him not to do anything that would make his mum proud. Just tell that to 25-second-phone call dumpee Taylor Swift.

Anne Hathaway dug deep in her interview to find a way to describe her Brokeback Mountain co-star Heath Ledger. He was so … uh … what’s the word…

Mickey Rourke stayed in Oscar campaign mode and opened up on just how fucking much he wants that goddamn Oscar tonight. And he promises not to sexually molest that golden bald man.

All Walters wants to ask your song-y dance-y Oscar host Hugh Jackman is whether he’s gay. But with a montage of his Broadway work opening the segment, she totally stacks the deck against him.

Jackman is willing to do anything to convince her that he’s totally into women.