Ashley Cheadle Rejects The Romantic Advances Of The Poo

Are you familiar with Ashley Cheadle? Apparently she’s a surfer chick who is the face of Billabong and occasionally acts, although in my mind she’s most famous for her stirring appearance in the late night Proactiv informercials. Anyway, she’s single and looking for Valentines Day looooove, fellas. But only if your name is not Mark Philippoussis.

Sydney surfer and actor Ashley Cheadle is in the market for love this Valentine’s Day – but she has no plans to get involved with love rat Mark Philippoussis again.

Poor The Poo. You break Delta Goodrem’s heart just once and you’re forever referred to as a “love rat” in the media.

And in Mark’s defence, I have it on good authority that he was most definitely single when he began hanging out with Paris Hilton. Or at the very least, his ex was pashing on with a cameraman at an awards ceremony around the same time, so he shouldn’t feel too bad about how things turned out.

Back to Ashley Cheadle. I hear you thinking “Involved with love rat Mark Philippoussis again? When were they ever involved?!”

Let’s hear it straight from the horse’s mouth.

The 21-year-old Sydneysider and face of Billabong said the one-time tennis great avidly pursued her while he was on the US TV bachelor show Age of Love in 2007.

“He was calling me every day while he was on the show and wanted me to come to the US,” she said. “In the end we hung out, but I decided he wasn’t for me.”

POO FAIL.

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