Tuesday, February 10, 2009
People
3:53PM Jess McGuire | Poor Sunrise weather lass Fifi Box – she’s sustained a nasty injury whilst travelling between work commitments.
Sunrise weather girl Fifi Box is well and truly plastered after a mishap racing to catch a plane. The former Triple M Shebang radio presenter has been in the North Queensland town of Ingham for the past week covering the floods for the Channel 7 morning show.
She survived five days of torrential rain and rising floodwater but found calamity awaiting her at the airport as she planned to fly back to Sydney.
Uh-oh! To steal a phrase from Best In Show…. wha happened? More »
There’s Nothing Worse Than A Damaged Box…
3:53PM Jess McGuire | Poor Sunrise weather lass Fifi Box – she’s sustained a nasty injury whilst travelling between work commitments.
Sunrise weather girl Fifi Box is well and truly plastered after a mishap racing to catch a plane. The former Triple M Shebang radio presenter has been in the North Queensland town of Ingham for the past week covering the floods for the Channel 7 morning show.
She survived five days of torrential rain and rising floodwater but found calamity awaiting her at the airport as she planned to fly back to Sydney.
Uh-oh! To steal a phrase from Best In Show…. wha happened? More » 
Flotsam & Jetsam
12:58PM Jess McGuire | Yes, there’s a huge build up, but the anticipation just makes this clip even better. Watch a furious Frida angrily shove Agnetha during a televised performance after the blonde temptress tried to indulge in some onstage flirtation with Frida’s piano playing husband.
I love this so hard. Thanks to RRR’s Fee B-Squared for the heads up! More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
12:58PM Jess McGuire | Yes, there’s a huge build up, but the anticipation just makes this clip even better. Watch a furious Frida angrily shove Agnetha during a televised performance after the blonde temptress tried to indulge in some onstage flirtation with Frida’s piano playing husband.
I love this so hard. Thanks to RRR’s Fee B-Squared for the heads up! More »
People
11:48AM Jess McGuire | Oh wow – Penelope Cruz and yours truly have something in common! You see, we both know Valentines Day will only lead to disappointment for us because it was created by people who suck cock in hell!
Penelope Cruz has never received a Valentine’s Day card. The actress – who doesn’t like talking about her private life – has always been left disaspointed on the romantic day. She said: “I do not like talking about love. It is too revealing. But I have had so much love in my life, and I am always open to it. Valentine’s Day cards means nothing to me. I have never sent one – and never had one.
Actually, I suppose that’s less her saying Valentines Day will leave her bitterly disappointed, and more her saying that every day of her life is one glorious romantic experience after another. So I suppose what I’m really trying to say here is that Penelope Cruz sucks cock in hell too. No surprise, really.
MORE: Penelope Cruz’ Valentines sorrow More »
Penelope Cruz Isn’t Looking Forward To Valentines Day
11:48AM Jess McGuire | Oh wow – Penelope Cruz and yours truly have something in common! You see, we both know Valentines Day will only lead to disappointment for us because it was created by people who suck cock in hell!
Penelope Cruz has never received a Valentine’s Day card. The actress – who doesn’t like talking about her private life – has always been left disaspointed on the romantic day. She said: “I do not like talking about love. It is too revealing. But I have had so much love in my life, and I am always open to it. Valentine’s Day cards means nothing to me. I have never sent one – and never had one.
Actually, I suppose that’s less her saying Valentines Day will leave her bitterly disappointed, and more her saying that every day of her life is one glorious romantic experience after another. So I suppose what I’m really trying to say here is that Penelope Cruz sucks cock in hell too. No surprise, really.
MORE: Penelope Cruz’ Valentines sorrow More »
People
10:47AM Jess McGuire | I think we can all learn something from news that Natalie Bassingthwaighte has taken over Kylie Minogue’s position as patron saint of Mardi Gras – if you’re going to spend all your time overseas chasing hot Spanish models and failing to bring home Grammys, some young(er) upstart from your hometown is going to steal your crown.
Natalie Bassingthwaighte is being hailed as a Kylie-style gay icon, with man-love showered on her new album and an upcoming Mardi Gras appearance.
Oh, those gays! Showering “man-love” is certainly a dramatic way of showing appreciation for Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s new album – it must be good because it looks like the star of a bukkake video. That’s the kind of rating system I can approve of whole-heartedly. “Five out of five lashings of jizz – do yourself a favour!”
Natalie goes on to talk about the recent Sydney concert she cruelly invited Defamer Australia to knowing full well we wouldn’t be able to make it! More »
The Bass Has Usurped Kylie Minogue To Become Goddess Of The Gays™
10:47AM Jess McGuire | I think we can all learn something from news that Natalie Bassingthwaighte has taken over Kylie Minogue’s position as patron saint of Mardi Gras – if you’re going to spend all your time overseas chasing hot Spanish models and failing to bring home Grammys, some young(er) upstart from your hometown is going to steal your crown.
Natalie Bassingthwaighte is being hailed as a Kylie-style gay icon, with man-love showered on her new album and an upcoming Mardi Gras appearance.
Oh, those gays! Showering “man-love” is certainly a dramatic way of showing appreciation for Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s new album – it must be good because it looks like the star of a bukkake video. That’s the kind of rating system I can approve of whole-heartedly. “Five out of five lashings of jizz – do yourself a favour!”
Natalie goes on to talk about the recent Sydney concert she cruelly invited Defamer Australia to knowing full well we wouldn’t be able to make it! More »
People
9:58AM Jess McGuire | Sad news about Defamer Australia BFF - it seems Sonia Kruger and her husband James Davies have decided to call it quits after six years of marriage.
TV and radio personality Sonia Kruger has split from her English husband of six years, international banker James Davies. The couple are thought to have amicably separated towards the end of last year. “I can confirm that they are no longer together,” said Kruger’s agent Mark Klemens of Profile Management.
Who or what can we blame the split on? Oh, I think you can guess… More »
Tina Sparkle Has Separated From Her Husband…
9:58AM Jess McGuire | Sad news about Defamer Australia BFF - it seems Sonia Kruger and her husband James Davies have decided to call it quits after six years of marriage.
TV and radio personality Sonia Kruger has split from her English husband of six years, international banker James Davies. The couple are thought to have amicably separated towards the end of last year. “I can confirm that they are no longer together,” said Kruger’s agent Mark Klemens of Profile Management.
Who or what can we blame the split on? Oh, I think you can guess… More »
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8:57AM Jess McGuire | Not all that long ago, comic and Jetstar enthusiast Magda Szubanski made a vow to lose weight in order to save her life. She became the spokeswoman for Jenny Craig, and by god! In a couple of months, she’s managed to lose a hell of a lot of weight.
Public humiliation is the new diet tip.Comedienne Magda Szubanski is winning her weight battle inspired by the threat of being shamed in public. The TV and stage star, who tipped the scales at a peak of 121kg last year, has shed up to 20kg but has another 20kg to go to reach her goal weight of around 80kg. “It’s going really well,” Magda said. “I’m thrilled. I’m past the half-way mark.”
And good for her. If she’s feeling much healthier and confident about herself, and she’s losing weight the right way, then I couldn’t be more supportive. After all, the article goes on to mention all the ways Magda’s weight had begun to affect her body negatively… More »
Magda Szubanski Is The Biggest Loser!
8:57AM Jess McGuire | Not all that long ago, comic and Jetstar enthusiast Magda Szubanski made a vow to lose weight in order to save her life. She became the spokeswoman for Jenny Craig, and by god! In a couple of months, she’s managed to lose a hell of a lot of weight.
Public humiliation is the new diet tip.Comedienne Magda Szubanski is winning her weight battle inspired by the threat of being shamed in public. The TV and stage star, who tipped the scales at a peak of 121kg last year, has shed up to 20kg but has another 20kg to go to reach her goal weight of around 80kg. “It’s going really well,” Magda said. “I’m thrilled. I’m past the half-way mark.”
And good for her. If she’s feeling much healthier and confident about herself, and she’s losing weight the right way, then I couldn’t be more supportive. After all, the article goes on to mention all the ways Magda’s weight had begun to affect her body negatively… More » 
Sexman Draws Line At 50 Cent Dildos
8:55AM Seth | Everyone’s favourite be-headgeared pop-culture commentator Sexman has just about had it with 50 Cent’s crass commercialism and molded dildos. “What’s next,” he asks, “Diapers for your little gangsta?” [via fimoculous] More »
Early Reviews Hint Miss Law Not Enough To Save ‘Rage’
8:44AM STV | The Berlin Film Festival continued Sunday with critics’ first look at Rage, the fashion-world mystery featuring Jude Law’s revolutionary turn as a model. Just, you know, a female one.
Bloody, Bruised Rihanna May Be Holding Up Assault Investigation
8:25AM Kyle Buchanan | O, for the old days of last week, when threats were contained to on-set blowups and transformed into danceable mixes. Here are the latest, unsettling details on the Rihanna/Chris Brown case: More »
