Wednesday, February 4, 2009
You Need To Watch This Immediately
2:56PM Jess McGuire | So apparently this video is the hot new shizz on the interwebs. I heard about it on Monday and forgot to watch it, which lead to me forgetting to tell you about it, which lead to over 2 million people watching this video and enjoying it before you – my most beloved reader – ever got a chance to see it.
I feel terrible! I have failed at my job of Pop Culture Guide. I felt so bad, in fact, that I couldn’t just wait and make this a YouTube Clip Of The Day tomorrow. You must watch it now, so you can tell your family and friends and co-workers that yeah, of course you’ve seen that amazing new video clip where the girl does all these cool things while lying in her bed. You saw it back when it was positively indie! Way before they ever played it on Nova and everyone else started liking it!
Enjoy. And forgive me.
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Radio
2:26PM Jess McGuire | The latest press release to dramatically flounce its way into my inbox and promise the world is form the folks at the St Kilda Festival, its headline excitedly screaming “CALLING ALL WANNABE MODELS AND FASHION DESIGNERS TO THE ST KILDA FESTIVAL. Merrick and Rosso, Charlotte Dawson, Samantha Downey, Henry Roth, Scott McGregor and AFL stars to attend Festival.”
For real? With such a glittering array of stars present, surely some of their charisma and talent will rub off on attendees and lead to a career in showbiz, specifically modelling and fashion design!
The St Kilda Festival is this Sunday, February 8 promising the return of Festival favourites such as live music, and kids and sports zones, the FOXTEL village, and a range of new activities and events for punters to participate in free of charge.
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Apparently If You’re A Model Or Fashion Designer Or Fan Of Comedy With An Expiry Date Marked 12-12-99, You May Want To Consider Heading To The St Kilda Festival This Sunday!
2:26PM Jess McGuire | The latest press release to dramatically flounce its way into my inbox and promise the world is form the folks at the St Kilda Festival, its headline excitedly screaming “CALLING ALL WANNABE MODELS AND FASHION DESIGNERS TO THE ST KILDA FESTIVAL. Merrick and Rosso, Charlotte Dawson, Samantha Downey, Henry Roth, Scott McGregor and AFL stars to attend Festival.”
For real? With such a glittering array of stars present, surely some of their charisma and talent will rub off on attendees and lead to a career in showbiz, specifically modelling and fashion design!
The St Kilda Festival is this Sunday, February 8 promising the return of Festival favourites such as live music, and kids and sports zones, the FOXTEL village, and a range of new activities and events for punters to participate in free of charge.
It continues. More »
People
12:43PM Jess McGuire | Oh god. Only a couple of weeks ago we learned that former pop superstar Robbie Williams made room in his diary for a spot of alien hunting with Peter Andre. Surreal and troubling, I’m sure you’d agree. Well, Robbie’s enthusiasm when it comes to flying saucers is a strong as ever, and it’s now influencing his real estate purchasing decisions.
Robbie Williams has moved to an area famed for alien sightings. The former Take That singer – who is reportedly obsessed with extra-terrestrials – has just bought a £7million English country estate that is crossed with ‘ley lines’ – invisible energy routes believed to attract aliens.
Didn’t they also have something to do with The Da Vinci Code?
Robbie’s obviously well aware he sounds more and more like a nutter these days, saying: More »
Robbie Williams’ Alien Obsession Continues…
12:43PM Jess McGuire | Oh god. Only a couple of weeks ago we learned that former pop superstar Robbie Williams made room in his diary for a spot of alien hunting with Peter Andre. Surreal and troubling, I’m sure you’d agree. Well, Robbie’s enthusiasm when it comes to flying saucers is a strong as ever, and it’s now influencing his real estate purchasing decisions.
Robbie Williams has moved to an area famed for alien sightings. The former Take That singer – who is reportedly obsessed with extra-terrestrials – has just bought a £7million English country estate that is crossed with ‘ley lines’ – invisible energy routes believed to attract aliens.
Didn’t they also have something to do with The Da Vinci Code?
Robbie’s obviously well aware he sounds more and more like a nutter these days, saying: More »
People
11:46AM Jess McGuire | Apparently Hillary Clinton is considering a trip Down Under… and not in the lesbian-college-attending, butch-haircut-rubbing, totally-lacking-in-maternal-instincts kind of way the haters kept banging on about a couple of years ago. It’s because she’s the Secretary Of State, y’all.
Hillary Clinton’s first trip as Secretary of State could include Australia under a plan being considered by the State Department.
While nothing has been decided, the State Department is considering adding Australia and Indonesia to a North Asian visit that could start as early as next week.
How tremendously exciting! Maybe this will help stop Kevin Rudd’s tears over having to wait so damn long before Barack Obama, undoubtedly feeling pressure from The Australian, bothered to call him? We can only hope.
MORE: Hillary Clinton may include Australia in first visit as Secretary of State More »
Hillary’s Heading To Australia!
11:46AM Jess McGuire | Apparently Hillary Clinton is considering a trip Down Under… and not in the lesbian-college-attending, butch-haircut-rubbing, totally-lacking-in-maternal-instincts kind of way the haters kept banging on about a couple of years ago. It’s because she’s the Secretary Of State, y’all.
Hillary Clinton’s first trip as Secretary of State could include Australia under a plan being considered by the State Department.
While nothing has been decided, the State Department is considering adding Australia and Indonesia to a North Asian visit that could start as early as next week.
How tremendously exciting! Maybe this will help stop Kevin Rudd’s tears over having to wait so damn long before Barack Obama, undoubtedly feeling pressure from The Australian, bothered to call him? We can only hope.
MORE: Hillary Clinton may include Australia in first visit as Secretary of State More »
Small Screen
11:37AM Jess McGuire | Apparently the contestants in the new Australian version of Ladette to Lady are “set to shock audiences” but you know what? They sound like most of my lady friends.
A sneak peek at the first episode of the Australian version of Ladette to Lady reveals some of the most outrageous footage ever captured for local television.
It proves the Australian ladettes, flown to England’s Eggleston Hall Finishing School to be taught etiquette, really are the worst contestants ever featured on the controversial reality show.
AND THEY ALSO KNOW HOW TO HAVE A DAMN GOOD TIME, CAN I GET A HELL YEAH? More »
Australian Ladette To Lady Contestants Sounds Like Most Women We Know…
11:37AM Jess McGuire | Apparently the contestants in the new Australian version of Ladette to Lady are “set to shock audiences” but you know what? They sound like most of my lady friends.
A sneak peek at the first episode of the Australian version of Ladette to Lady reveals some of the most outrageous footage ever captured for local television.
It proves the Australian ladettes, flown to England’s Eggleston Hall Finishing School to be taught etiquette, really are the worst contestants ever featured on the controversial reality show.
AND THEY ALSO KNOW HOW TO HAVE A DAMN GOOD TIME, CAN I GET A HELL YEAH? More »
People
11:10AM Jess McGuire | Malcolm Turnbull has declared he’s none too pleased with the Government’s $42 billion stimulus package, declaring he’s planning on voting against it in Parliament. He thinks the Government’s package is too big!
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Malcolm Turnbull Disappointed With The Size Of The Government’s Package
11:10AM Jess McGuire | Malcolm Turnbull has declared he’s none too pleased with the Government’s $42 billion stimulus package, declaring he’s planning on voting against it in Parliament. He thinks the Government’s package is too big!
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Harry Knowles Is Firmly ‘Team Bale,’ Former Assistant ‘Team People-Bale-Screams-At’
10:14AM Seth | Ain’t It Cool News fanboy oracle Harry Knowles refuses to post the Christian Bale rant, but goes on at some length today on why he chose to side with the mercurial action star. More »
Big Screen
10:03AM Jess McGuire | I know folks were worried about the status of ‘Prey’, a new horror flick starring Facebook disappointment and all round multi-talented Australian entertainment superstar Natalie Bassingthwaighte, but they needn’t be – the new film (and it’s hot hot hot lesbian shower scene!) has, according to the press release that arrived in my inbox this morning, has secured Australian and US release. Oh, happy day!
New Australian candy horror flick Prey today confirmed its Australian and Northern American release dates.
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Good News For Fans Of ‘The Bass’ – Her Sexy Lesbian Shower Scene Has Secured Australian And US Release!
10:03AM Jess McGuire | I know folks were worried about the status of ‘Prey’, a new horror flick starring Facebook disappointment and all round multi-talented Australian entertainment superstar Natalie Bassingthwaighte, but they needn’t be – the new film (and it’s hot hot hot lesbian shower scene!) has, according to the press release that arrived in my inbox this morning, has secured Australian and US release. Oh, happy day!
New Australian candy horror flick Prey today confirmed its Australian and Northern American release dates.
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Flotsam & Jetsam
8:32AM Jess McGuire | The wonderful Benjamin Law put me onto this clip. Did you know Barack and Michelle Obama are just mad about fisting, and it’s that very activity that helps them stay so bonded to one another? It’s true! Just ask Fox News!
I hope one day I find someone to fist me like Barack fists Michelle. It gets so lonely here at Defamer Australia HQ :( More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
8:32AM Jess McGuire | The wonderful Benjamin Law put me onto this clip. Did you know Barack and Michelle Obama are just mad about fisting, and it’s that very activity that helps them stay so bonded to one another? It’s true! Just ask Fox News!
I hope one day I find someone to fist me like Barack fists Michelle. It gets so lonely here at Defamer Australia HQ :( More » 
