Two and A Half-Man

Pictured, tautly manboobed sexagenarian Sylvester Stallone, toasting Planet Hollywood’s purchase of Buca di Beppo, who plan on extending the movie motif to the Italian chain by rechristening it Apastalypse Now.

Celebrating with the action star is Danny DeVito (pictured with a glass of his signature limoncello), and, for some reason, Charlie Sheen, who ordered the restaurant’s signature appetizer of fried mozzarella, “Only could I sub the mozzarella with that waitress with the big tits?” [Eater LA]