The Poo Moves On With A Hairdresser!

Mark Philippoussis used to be a sportsman of some description, yeah? God, that seems so long ago. Now I just think of him as a champion ladykiller. Only a few weeks ago he split with his missus Siobhan Parekh, but The Poo isn’t the type to lay low and lick his wounds.

It’s been two weeks to the day since his split with model Siobhan Parekh was confirmed, and Greek-Aussie love god Mark Philippoussis has already found a new Aphrodite.

Oh yeah, did you know The Poo was Greek? No? Well, it’s true! So you can see what they did there with the Aphrodite reference! HAHAHAHA ETC!

As news of the Scud and his current squeeze – hairdresser Chantelle Theos – emerged yesterday, so too did photos taken last week of Parekh that did little to play down rumours of a big weight loss since her relationship of almost a year with the Poo ended.

Wait, do we still have to care about Siobhan Parekh and her weight even though she’s not dating The Poo?

Here’s where the story gets ridiculous.

Nightclub revellers expressed disbelief over Scud’s lightning romance, but a source yesterday said his relationship with Theos was far from fresh. Confidential understands Philippoussis is seeing the striking brunette and that their relationship contributed to his break-up with Parekh.

Nightclub revellers expressed disbelief? Oh, please. We’re expected to believe that the Daily Telegraph had spies in the venue who went around and asked punters their thoughts on The Poo moving on rapidly?

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