‘Sharks In Venice’: Best Worst Movie Ever Made?

I love rubbish films. The number one spot on my Shit Movies list has been occupied for the past couple of years by a Joan Collins number called I Don’t Want To Be Born (according to IMDB, it also goes by the titles It Lives Within Her, It’s Growing Inside Her, Sharon’s Baby, The Baby, The Devil Within Her, and The Monster – amazing!) the many highlights of which included a curse from a dwarf who was angry his sexual advances were knocked back by Joan’s character, a homicidal baby, and the worst special effects ever.

I have a feeling though that if I ever see Sharks In Venice, it may overtake I Don’t Want To Be Born as my favourite appalling movie.

Please, take two minutes out of your day and have your mind blown by the following trailer.

When I saw this on Richard Watts’ blog (handsome and knowledgeable AND responsible for Defamer Australia learning the existence of this fantastic new Stephen Baldwin movie? Gentlemen, form an orderly queue*), I almost thought it was a creation of the Funny Or Die team that had been illicitly uploaded onto The Tubes. How can something so blatantly shitful have ever been allowed to see the light of day? It’s too good to be true.

Once I see it, you can expect a review on here. SEVERAL OF THEM.

MORE:
The worst film ever made? (MAN ABOUT TOWN)
Shit Movie Club (Facebook)

*Wow, I’ve managed to pimp two fellows in just two posts today. If anyone else would like to have Defamer Australia insist people form an orderly queue in order to touch you in a way that satisfies both the toucher and the touchee, send a postcard to the usual address…