Robbie Williams Is Going Alien Hunting

Remember this glorious period in Robbie Williams’ career?

Or when he was singing successful duets with assorted pop stars/movie actresses?

And canoodling hot older celebrities?

Or singing adorably deranged songs about how he would make Hollywood fall in love with him (which, you know, they never did – but the sentiment was rather stirring, regardless of how impossible the man’s dreams were)?

I just wanted you to remember Robbie Williams’ Good Times™ before informing you that the increasingly reclusive pop singer has asked Peter Andre to go alien hunting with him.

Yes, Peter Andre. Yes, alien hunting.

Says the always reliable (cough) FemaleFirst:

Robbie Williams is to take Peter Andre alien-hunting. The ‘Angels’ singer – who is fascinated by intergalactic beings and goes on UFO-spotting camping trips – has offered to share his passion with the Australian star when he and wife Katie Price move to Los Angeles later this month.

And what does Robbie have to say for himself?

Peter said: “Robbie’s a great guy. We’ve already been texting about meeting up. I’m going to look for aliens and UFOs with him.

Oh, it’s Peter Andre telling you this? Interesting. If I didn’t know better, I’d think it was a grab for more publicity. But then, you know, it’s Peter Andre – a shy, retiring man who would never exploit anyone to expand his empire of idiocy.

Following their hunt for extraterrestrial beings, the teetotal singers have also planned another fun activity together. Peter added to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Afterwards we’re going to play Backgammon. He’s a big fan, but I’m going to teach him a thing or two.”

ROBBIE WILLIAMS, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FUTURE CAREER/SOUL, PLEASE CANCEL THIS APPOINTMENT WITH PETER ANDRE IMMEDIATELY.

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