Relax, World – Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Are Still Together

Our American counterparts excitedly wrote this morning about how Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had split up. Their source? The hardcore journalists over at Access Hollywood.

Personally, I didn’t believe it for a moment. Because if there’s one thing I know for certain in this crazy mixed up world, it’s that Lindsay Lohan would announce that kind of shit on her MySpazz blog, where she has revealed almost every other feeling she’s had over the past few months. And that’s why I love her.

I patiently awaited a denial from LiLo, and sure enough – it’s just come through now.

From a Lindsay Lohan’s MySpazz blog post called “RUMORS” :

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

:) xoxox Lindsay

God bless those bitches. And remember, kids – no matter what anyone tells you… hell, no matter what Defamer Australia (or our American cousins) tells you… LINDSAY AND SAM ARE FOREVER.

Incidentally, I don’t really consider Lindsay’s relationship with Samantha to be “barely acknowledged” despite what Defamer US may say. I don’t really know how Lindsay could be expected to acknowledge it any more than she has already, except possibly being photographed emerging from a Hollywood Starbucks with a grande vanilla soy latte in one hand, and Samantha Ronson orally attached to her muff.

MORE:
‘RUMORS’ – Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace blog
Lindsay Lohan Ends Barely Acknowledged Same-Sex Relationship (Defamer Australia)