Quick-Thinking Whoopi Fashions Sherri-Anchoring Bungee-Bra

The only exercise the View chicks get lately is from kicking each other under the Hot Topics desk, so it was a refreshing change to see Sherri Shepherd engaged in some actual physical activity.

Still, the noted flat-Earther is far from a flat-chester, and she admirably did her best to keep things under control as The Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels commanded her to bounce up and down. Seeing the potential for disaster (things on set are still skittish since the time Andy Dick reached for a donut backstage and accidentally punched Barbara Walters unconscious), the Whoopster leaped into action, swiftly securing Shepherd’s assets with an exercise bungee. Aerobic professionals are applauding her calm decisiveness in averting this potential disaster, and while surviving audience members where shaken, they were mainly just thankful to Goldberg for having saved their lives.

[The View]