Pauline Hanson Is In Luck – She Just Got Picked Up!

Good news for Pauline Hanson! After a disappointing few years romance wise which resulted in the former professional political idiot asking Channel Seven to help find her a man, it seems she’s finally found love again.

Reports the Herald Sun:

Has Pauline Hanson, longtime pin-up girl for Australia’s Far Right, found a new Mr Right? The flame-haired ex-pollie has been spotted getting very cosy.

The Herald Sun goes on to describe the man Pauline was spotted dining with at a Queensland restaurant. Ladies and Gays, prepare to feel bitterly jealous.

Hanson, 54, looked very cosy beside the stout, middle-aged, follicly challenged gentleman.

Joining the affectionate couple was Hanson’s daughter Lee, 25, wearing a spray-on, thigh-high, black and red mini-dress, and her muscular male companion.

Well, doesn’t that sound like an attractive bunch! The photo used by the Herald Sun to accompany the article was of Pauline in the arms of her former lover, country singer Chris Callaghan, but I put the description of Pauline’s new boyfriend into Google Images, and it’s safe to say she’s probably dating this fellow…

Yes, I realise that’s actor Brendan Fraser. Yes, I agree he’s looked better. No, I don’t question the idea that Pauline Hanson is dating Brendan Fraser. He’s the first thing that comes up when one Google Image searches “middle-aged, follicly challenged gentleman” and Google Images doesn’t lie!

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