Meet the Man Who Gay-Married Ellen!

The eternally marriage-minded Ellen DeGeneres booked the man who performed her own wedding as a guest today. Who is this allegedly famous, bestselling author? Basically, he’s Rick Warren for people who do yoga.

His name is Dr. Wayne Dyer, and he’s a frequent guest and DeGeneres favourite who’s big on “self-actualisation.” According to Wikipedia, “his 1976 book Your Erroneous Zones has sold over 30 million copies and is one of the best-selling books of all time.” With that title? Who knew!

If you’re interested and would like to check out his oeuvre the next time you’re at Whole Foods, you will enjoy learning that “spiritual energy is the energy of abundance,” whatever that means. Also, this fellow, this Dr. Wayne Dyer, is one of those mind-over-matter types who never gets depressed, not even when his wife runs off with another man, breaking up their happy family of eight (!) children (one of whom is named “Saje”).

Still, he is apparently a big deal, so it’s nice that he gay-married these two famous celebrities. Too bad that “self-actualisation” thing can’t stop the union from being (maybe) nullified!

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