Letter From The Editor/HOT NUDE PICS

Good afternoon, devastatingly attractive readers.

Do you remember back in November when I was all “Oh hey, there’s this competition and you can nominate people for like, Best Australian Blog and heaps of other stuff!” and then I played it reeeeeaaaaal smooth and coy, and sort of went “Maybe you should vote for Gizmodo AU or any of our other great sibling sites?” but secretly I was hoping you’d nominate Defamer Australia for something, anything, thus vaguely justifying my existence to my superiors?

Well, some of you DID nominate Defamer Australia for assorted things, and strangely enough we now find ourselves going head to head with the likes of the almighty D-Listed AND Perez Hilton AND The Superficial AND heaps of other giant blogs.

ARE YOU SURE IT’S NOT THE AMERICAN DEFAMER WHO IS UP FOR THIS EXTREMELY GLAMOROUS PRIZE?

Dude, I know what you mean. I checked – Santa stylez (twice). It’s really little ol’ Defamer Australia up there against the big guns. Think of this competition as the Melbourne Cup, and running alongside the track is a three legged dog which was hit by a car a few months beforehand and has never been quite right in the head since and actually thinks it’s a horse, and even though it has no chance of catching up to the thoroughbreds, it just keeps on running… stupidly… occasionally tripping and stopping to eat the grass in a confused manner. DEFAMER AUSTRALIA IS THAT RETARDED THREE LEGGED DOG.

Anyway. I dare say we’re going to get rudely fisted by Perez Hilton, but ideally I’d like to reduce that to an impolite fingering. So if you have literally twenty seconds (honestly, reading all of these carefully put together words was way harder than the actual voting process) then please go here:

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- and vote for Defamer Australia. My bosses would really like it if you did, and I’m hoping that not coming last will give me some kind of geek cred.

HOPEFULLY YOU CAN EXCHANGE THAT FOR SECOND LIFE DOLLARS!!!!

LOL TOTEZ!!!!

Thanks. Now let’s get back to pop culture nonsense around these parts.

x

PS: My friend Ryan just put it beautifully – “you’re losing pretty hard, but I did my bit!” I can’t tell you how many lovers have said similar things to me.

PPS: Here are your hot nude pics.

PPPS: OH! And Gizmodo AU is up for Best Australian Blog – as is Clem “Clam Bestof” Bastow’s ladyblog The Dawn Chorus! Vote for either/both of them here.