Kylie’s New Boyfriend Introduces Kylie To The Family, Reveals How Hard It Is To Be A Model

Defamer Australia mentioned last week how thrilled it was to learn that Kylie’s love life, traditionally the one worrisome part of her otherwise perfect and charmed existence, seemed to have not only taken itself off life support, but strutted boldly out of the hospital wearing nought but a gown, boasted loudly to all and sundry “I’ma gonna gets me some hot young Spanish ass!”, and then jogged to the nearest popular nightspot. I don’t know why Kylie’s romantic life has an accent, it’s not for me to judge.

Well, it’s now metaphorically taken out a long term membership at its local gym, and begun doing spin classes and weights training. Oh god. Even I don’t know what I’m saying anymore. But hey, she’s meeting new lover Andres Velencoso’s parents, so that’s good, right?

Kylie Minogue has headed to Spain to meet the family of her new model man Andres Velencoso. The couple spent yesterday strolling through Barcelona before heading to Velencoso’s nearby hometown of Tossa de Mar, where the New York-based model’s family lives.

Bravo, Kylie!

Andres, meanwhile, has spoken “excusively” to Hello! Magazine in the UK. Are you ready to finally hear the hot Olivier lookalike speak?

As Kylie Minogue’s new man Spanish model Andres Velencosco moved their relationship up a gear by showing her around his home turf of Barcelona, he shared his dreams for the future – which include a family – excusively with HELLO! magazine.

Issue 1055 of the magazine, on sale now, includes heart-warming photos of the couple – who first got together in Paris – exchanging flirtatious looks and enjoying cosy strolls together. And, in the accompanying interview, the New York-based hunk reveals, “although you get used to the loneliness (of being a model), you’re always looking for someone”.

Just in case you didn’t love it enough the first time around:

“although you get used to the loneliness (of being a model), you’re always looking for someone”

I bet he’s hating Hello! right now for inserting the words “of being a model” inside his quote, thus making Andres sound like a MAJOR DICKHEAD.

Also, I’m not convinced she’s entirely over Olivier Martinez. I mean, take a look at Andres, for fuck’s sake.

Or maybe she just has a type?

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