Iron Man’s Rap Sheet Of Drunken Break-Ins Confuses Japanese Populace

Before his career resurgence in Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr.’s best-known performances involved Wild Turkey, aluminium foil-wrapped inducements, and the cushy beds of strangers. As the actor recounts, these roles apparently never made it overseas.

Speaking as part of Newsweek’s Oscar roundtable, which also included Anne Hathaway, Frank Langella, Brad Pitt, and Sally Hawkins (whoops), Downey Jr. told the story of his wild trip to Japan, which was almost derailed when airport officials realised the actor had been arrested numerous times. Though they ultimately let him in, the actor was punished with a crippling, Kobe-related “yoo-hoo status” (Langella is as confused as you are by that one) as well as an insensitive request to pound open a gigantic barrel of alcohol for an excited Japanese crowd. “There’s some wacky humour going on over there,” Pitt observes, sagely. Indeed—we can’t wait until Downey Jr’s Japanese tour for Tropic Thunder, when he’ll be asked to climb a gigantic wall made of chocolate syrup, ladies’ underwear, and bees (all while made up in blackface).

• ‘I’ve Been Arrested So Many Times’ [Newsweek]