Barbara Walters’s Passive-Aggressive Streak Now Just Aggressive-Aggressive

Today, an insane Barbara Walters gave us the clip that will be played on the news in slow-motion when she finally uses her costume jewellery to garrote Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

We’ve spilled a lot of e-ink about how Walters has spent every single day in ‘09 coming up with new, increasingly overt ways to insult her cohosts, so imagine our delight when she said that her perennial New Year’s resolution was to “be nicer” (”THAT’S your New Year’s resolution?” said a dubious Sherri Shepherd). Walters then attempted to become visibly kinder on air, which in her mind meant contorting her face into a terrible, clown-like rictus and slamming her cohosts with even greater condescension and frequency (but while smiling!). The display is not for the faint of heart; please, we beg of you, do not watch this clip before bedtime.

• The View [ABC]