Attention Pauline Hanson: This Charming Man Would Like To Take You Out Some Time

I suppose 44º could be aptly described as a cold day in hell, so we’re hopeful that putting Liberian lothario Mr Timon James in contact with Pauline Hanson will lead to a wedding. Mr James recently got in touch about our piece from last year about the former One Nation leader’s quest for love, and if you ask me, he sounds like he gets Pauline in a way that her current beau, Hollywood actor Brendan Fraser, never could.

Here is Timon James’ letter to us. I hope you’re reading excitedly, Pauline!

I am Mr. Timon James who is so interested in this 54years old lady boldness by way of internet looking for someone she wants to spend the rest of her life with and that will be honest in this relationship. I do promised to declare my intention to be with this lady until death do us apart and I will show all love to the maximum that she will never regret. I am a African, from the Republic of Liberia,West Africa. I will be looking up to her for confirmation. sincerely, Mr.James

So what say you, Pauline? Are you ready to be shown all love to the maximum that you will never regret? Get in touch!