Attention Hugh Hefner: Holly Valance Is Mad Keen To Get Her Cans Out For You

The recent ups and downs of playboy playgrandad Hugh Hefner’s romantic life has been well covered over the past few months. Is there anything (other than youthful twins) that could possibly put a smile on the old dude’s face? Perhaps there is! As long as he knows who the hell Holly Valance is, he should be rather pleased she’s offered to strip off in the name of his struggling magazine.

Former Neighbours star Holly Valance has issued a “come get me” plea to Playboy boss Hugh Hefner. “I’d consider topless too if it was perhaps in black and white,” the 25-year-old said.

But of course! Black and white is art. Colour photography is for those sluts in Maxim and FHM and Ralph – isn’t that right Mercedes? Not that Holly assumes her offer would mean anything to Hugh Hefner.

“However I doubt Hugh would ever want me to do it.”

Awwww, taste the humility!

What’s Holly Valance been up to in the States anyway?

Since moving to the US last year, Valance has made a name for herself with a string of TV roles in CSI, Prison Break and Entourage. She will soon pop up as a journalist in video game Command & Conquer Red Alert 3: Uprising alongside American Jenny McCarthy and Brit Gemma Atkinson.

“For so long, I’ve been known as Flick from Neighbours. (In) LA, no one had a clue who I was. It’s nice to go into auditions and get roles on merit alone.”

Ahem. Indeed! I don’t actually know if there’s the equivalent of an Oscar available for video game actors, but I’m rooting for Holly regardless.

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