An Open Letter To Sharks

By Jess McGuire on January 12, 2009 at 4:36 PM

Dear Sharks,

Dudes, you need to back off! I know the sea is your domain and stuff, but seriously – you need to calm down on the biting of humans. Otherwise someone’s gonna make a sequel to Revenge Of A Shark Victim, catch my drift? You are becoming the new Qantas, and I’d really like a break from opening up the paper and hearing you’re in more trouble.

Yours,

Defamer Australia

PS: How good does this movie look, seriously?

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  • karen
    January 13, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    Venice. Terrorists. Saws. Jaws. Oh Jess, you had me at born-again Baldwin.

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