All The Boys And All The Girls Want To F-U-C-A Britney Spears.

Last week we learned that the Britney Spears’ tune If U Seek Amy was having trouble getting airplay in the States as the track’s title sneakily spelled out an expletive and would undoubtedly result in millions of previously innocent school children prancing around and trilling out “F-U-C-K ME!” in playgrounds should they hear even a snippet of the song blaring from a wireless.

Problem solved though! No, the lyrics haven’t changed, but a slight adjustment of the song’s title ought to protect the innocent!

Britney Spears’ attempts to come back as the clean-living pop princess have come seriously unstuck – she has reportedly been forced to change the title of her new single.

“Seriously unstuck” – are you kidding me? As if this little publicity storm hadn’t already been considered and approved when they were naming the song! Everything Britney Spears does these days is carefully monitored by like, a dozen people who allegedly have sense.

Britney also knows that her music’s target is young women and schoolgirls. Mothers have written they don’t want their daughters to be singing the song. Fearing the backlash of releasing the song in the controversy and about to embark on a world tour, Britney has, according to The Sun newspaper, altered the title.

The song is now called If You See Amy.

No official comment yet from Britney.

Ahhh yes, taking the ‘K’ from the word ‘Seek’ ought to fix everything. Even though, you know, the chorus will sound exactly the same.

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