Saturday, January 31, 2009
Rogue Shipment Of Tickle-Me-Al-Qaeda Dolls Infiltrates U.S.
10:45AM Seth | A local news team breaks the shocking story of toys that speak the phrase, “Islam is the light.” (Or possibly “grrbbllgrbblliite.”) We suspect the furry, freedom-hating hand of Cookie bin Monster is behind this. More »
Why Has Michelle Williams Stolen The Life Of This Ex-Con HuffPo Blogger?
9:00AM Kyle Buchanan | Honestly, we only keep Huffington Post on our Google Reader to keep up with all of Alec Baldwin’s histrionic musings. Still, we’re glad we didn’t miss today’s HuffPo dip into kookier, Michelle Williams-related territories.
Producers Power Down The Oscar Grieve-O-Meter
8:35AM STV | Rookie Oscarcast producers Bill Condon And Larry Mark gave their most expansive interview to date about the changes forthcoming for their inaugural show; we’re not sure we agree, let alone understand. More »
More ‘Lost’ Mysteries: When Did Nestor Carbonell Timewarp To The Eyeliner-Loving ’80s?
7:45AM Seth | Videogum’s weighing the evidence in the ongoing Nestor Carbonell: Guyliner-Wearer? controversy that erupted shortly after The Dark Knight’s release, when audiences emerged wondering why the Mayor of Gotham looked like a closet Siouxsie fan. More »
Alan Cumming On Barack Obama Just As Filthy As It Sounds
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Alan Cumming thinks he has found a man whose wang is bigger, wider, and even more America-shaping than Billy Crudup’s cerulean love-stick: our president, Barack Obama. More »
Italian Plagiarism Accuser Screwing Up ‘Button’ Oscar Comeback
6:50AM STV | Oscar season’s smear-outsourcing trend spreads today to Italy, where bizarre new allegations threaten to complicate — if not quite derail — Team Benjamin Button’s fledgling comeback quest. More »
Because This Never Gets Old: More Ashton And Demi Peacemaking Videos
6:23AM Seth | We’re thrilled to bring you yet more footage from the Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore joint project no one wanted, He’s Just Not That Into the Neighbours’ Banging—sort of What Happens in Vegas meets Deck the Halls. More »Manolos Align For ‘Sex And The City’ Sequel
6:00AM Kyle Buchanan | SATC cast (sans mole) to return for 2010 sequel. [EW] More »
