Thursday, January 15, 2009

Kanye West Loves Checking Out Gay Men

4:34PM Jess McGuire | Ho, ho! I do hope my headline of choice wasn’t misleading in any way. Yes, Kanye West constantly finds his eyes drawn to the bodies of homosexuals, but it’s not in a faggy way – relax! It’s like, totes straight fashion appreciation! Kanye West takes fashion inspiration from gay people. The US rapper, who is well known for his dapper dress sense, picks up clothes tips from the homosexuals he meets, but sometimes his intentions are mistaken. He said: “Gays know how to dress but you got to peep at them really quick because if they see you looking at them they might think you’re looking at them in another way, so you have to keep looking away. If they catch you staring it’s like, ‘No dog, I’m looking at the gear!’ Oh, I’m sure you are looking at the gear and just the gear, sir. “People always try to discredit gays altogether but they really know how to dress. They dress good. Gays know how to dress. Because you can dress good don’t make you gay.” So say what you will about those buggering amyl-sniffing sodomites, haters – at the very least, you must admit they dress beautifully. But dressing beautifully does not make one a buggering amyl-sniffing sodomite. Are we clear on this? Guess who else the stereotype loving Kanye West gets clothing tips from? More »

Does Sharon Osbourne Still Have ‘Issues’ With Dannii Minogue?

4:29PM Jess McGuire | If you’ve been wondering whether some time apart from her old co-worker Dannii Minogue has given former judge of Britain’s The X Factor Sharon Osbourne a chance to calm down and move on from her well documented battles with the pop singer, I am sad to inform you that Mrs Osbourne still loathes Dannii with scorching intensity. Before we get to Sharon’s sullying of Dannii’s pristine (well, if you don’t count the faux-lesbian dalliance with Jupiter the Stripper) reputation, let us first address the subtle slap in the face Sharon administered to the younger Minogue via the press. She’s been bigging up Dannii’s latest rival (and Sharon’s replacement on The X Factor) Cheryl Cole! Sharon Osbourne reckons Cheryl Cole was great on The X Factor. The Girls Aloud star, 25, joined the ITV show after Sharon quit last year. ‘She’s perfect,’ says Sharon. ‘A fabulous young girl. The thing is, there’s not one bloody thing wrong with her, which p*sses me off. ‘You can’t possibly find anything bad to say about her. She’s doing brilliantly as I always knew she would.’ And if you read between the lines, you can just make out the words “Dannii is a talentless whore”. Now let’s get a little dirty as we watch a bitter Sharon Osbourne flinging some mud in the hope it sticks. More »

YouTube Clip Of The Day

4:10PM Jess McGuire | This clip comes from the brilliant and handsome Booky (who got it from the brilliant and beautiful Simone “Mitch” Mitchell of The Vine fame). My head hurts when I watch it. FAIL. If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to down a Panadeine Forte. More »

Guess Who Is Wandering Around London Wearing Barely Anything?

3:23PM Jess McGuire | Who on earth would think it’s a good idea to wander around London during the cold month of January wearing nothing but a pair of knickers from the waist down? And why? Surely no one is that desperate for attention? While most of us can’t wear enough clothes during the cold snap, Lady Gaga has taken the opposite approach – stepping out in little more than her underwear. The American pop sensation left her hotel in London today wearing sparkly knickers, flesh-coloured fishnets and a crop top. Her trademark sunglasses were firmly in place, and a light jacket and gloves were her only concession to the winter chill. Oh, it’s Lady Gaga? Say no more. Instead, we’ll let Lady Gaga spout off some nonsense. More »

Alexander Pete Schreiber Already A Hollywood Ladykiller

11:45AM Jess McGuire | According to his obviously proud parents Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber, little Alexander Pete will have his pick of the tiny Hollywood “It” Baby-Girls when he gets a bit older, with the lad having already won the hearts of two of Tinseltown’s most eligible progeny. While chatting on the red carpet at the premiere of Liev’s new film Defiance, the pair revealed the following. Watts and Schrieber joked Alexander was so now good looking that Sunday Rose, daughter of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, was after him. “Sunday Rose is after our boy really heavy, and I think it’s kind of weird and early, and I think she should back off, slow down and get her act together before that all happens,” Schrieber joked to FashionWeekDaily.com. And guess the other Hollywood spawn Alexander’s got wrapped around his very little finger? More »