Saturday, January 10, 2009
‘And I’m Jeff Rossen. Go Fuck Yourself, New York.’
11:14AM Seth | There’s some hilarious, Anchorman-esque bickering going down between the members of this NBC morning news team. More »
Critics Choice Also-Ran Mickey Rourke Still Manages To Grip His Trophy For The Cameras
11:00AM STV | No one leaves the Critics Choice Awards empty-handed, especially not when he’s having a year like Mickey Rourke’s. We’re just surprised to learn where he keeps his runner-up prize. More »
‘Entertainment Weekly’ Oscar Recall Forces Gwyneth And Renee To Declare ‘No Takebacks’
9:15AM Kyle Buchanan | The results of Entertainment Weekly’s massive “Recall the Gold” project (in which thousands of industry insiders revote certain Oscar years to publicly humiliate past winners) are finally in! So which actors have been victimised? More »
PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Robert Pattinson on Two Continents at Once
8:50AM STV | A celeb-sighting controversy has engulfed Defamer HQ, where our careful vetting of your PrivacyWatch tips has yielded an international hunky-vampire crisis. After the jump, help us settle Robert Pattinson’s whereabouts once and for all. More »
Ewwww! Dexter Married His Sister
8:26AM Seth | Look, for three seasons now we’ve humoured Dexter on his bloody little vigilante campaign to rid the world of murderers, rapists, dine-n’-dashers, and the like. But now he’s overstepped the boundaries of serial-killer good taste. More »
Anne Hathaway Indulges In Naughty Fire-Extinguisher Innuendo On ‘Kimmel’
8:03AM Kyle Buchanan | Are you happy now, Mary Hart? After Anne Hathaway was bashed by the ET anchor for the cardinal sin of knowing things, Hathaway popped up on Kimmel to crack some decidedly more lowbrow jokes. More »
Heidi, Spencer, and Kim Kardashian To Guest Star On ‘How I Met Your Famewhore’
7:34AM Seth | As Fox Studios throws its enthusiastic support behind How I Met Your Mother by tripling its stars’ salaries, the laugh track-enhanced CBS sitcom returns to the tabloid slophouse for some ratings-goosing stunt-casting. More »Sienna Miller Drops Out of ‘Nottingham’
7:03AM Kyle Buchanan | Ridley Scott finally sheds some extra Nottingham weight. [NY Post] More »
Shocker: ‘Watchmen’ Settlement on the Way
6:55AM STV | The day after heartfelt if hopeless pseudo-legal judicial appeals from Watchmen co-producers Larry Gordon and Lloyd Levin, Fox and Warner Bros. today hinted at a more binding resolution in their copyright case. More »
