Thursday, January 8, 2009
Putting An End To Putting A Ring On It
12:38PM Jess McGuire | Alright, I promise this is the last post which features clips of people doing the Beyonce dance from Single Ladies. But I was made aware of two more very special efforts, and I just had to share it. Then I’ll move on and go back to normal business.
This dude is VERY GOOD. And also, not shy when it comes to wearing skimpy clothing.
Thank you, Bianca.
And this gentlemen is also brave when it comes to couture, and I love him for it. More » 
More Videos Of People Dancing To Beyonce’s Music
9:34AM Jess McGuire | It is safe to say that the clip I posted yesterday has led me to develop a full-blown obsession with people dancing to Beyonce’s Single Ladies. I’d like to offer you up some of my favourites, if you don’t mind.
COME WITH ME TO A MAGICAL BOOTY SHAKING PLACE. More » 
YouTube Clip Of The Day
8:39AM Jess McGuire | Today’s clip is good. But in the sense that I laughed, but mostly just sat in front of my screen actually cringing and had to pause it several times.
This is what happens when would-be musicians find themselves frustrated in the corporate world, and then find an opportunity to combine their hobby with their day job. Ladies and gentlemen, the following footage is straight from a Bank Of America work function to you!
Defamer Australia is horrified to present the worst molestation of any fond memories you may hold of U2 since U2 released their last record… *
Thank you to SheikYerbouti on this thread on Mess and Noise for inadvertently letting me know the above footage exists.
* That jibe goes out to Elmo Keep x More » 
With Addition Of ‘Iron Man 2,’ Mickey Rourke Now In Everything
8:32AM Seth | Mickey Rourke isn’t waiting until Oscar night—and the promise of shiny gold hardware he can drunkenly threaten to sodomise Sean Penn with at the Governor’s Ball—to start capitalising on his newfound Hollywood clout. More »
You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin’ Around In St. Barts!
8:18AM Seth | Because you’ve been good, we thought we’d throw your way a skin-heavy gallery of comedy giants Steve Martin and Martin Short in the St. Barts surf. Take that, Kim Zolciak! No, but seriously—enjoy. More »
Pressured Miramax Retracts ‘Doubt’ Pseudoblurb
8:00AM STV | Miramax may be starving for an Oscar repeat for 2008, but apparently not enough to mix their meats at the Oscar-season blurb buffet. More »
Piven Could Be Forced To Pay ‘Plow’ Producers Under ‘Liar Liar Pants On Fire’ Statute
7:47AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Jeremy Piven’s ungraceful, sushi-related exit from Speed-the-Plow has at least secured him future savings on his Matsuhisa tab, he may part with that extra cash if the play’s backers have their (angry) say. More »
Lengthy New Deal Requires Referral to Brad Grey as ‘Pope Ceo II’
7:45AM STV | Hooray! Brad Grey will be at Paramount at least as long as his immediate predecessors, with a reported new contract extending his leadership through 2014. More »
‘Barbara Hershey Is A Witch’ Excuse Fails To Convince At Naveen Andrews Trial
7:30AM Kyle Buchanan | As Sayid on Lost, Naveen Andrews usually leaves nutty paranormal theories behind when he heads for the mainland. During a custody case in Los Angeles today, though, he had to deal with a whopper. More »
