Wednesday, January 7, 2009
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE CUTEST THING EVER!
3:51PM Jess McGuire | Thank you Blake for sending this clip into me – I just forwarded it on to some women friends (subject title: “Ladies, start your ovaries”). This little girl is so ridiculously adorable. She makes me want to reproduce, and then force my spawn to learn countless Beyonce dance routines before the age of five.
NEED. TO. GET. PREGNANT. IMMEDIATELY!
Which shouldn’t be too hard now that Dinky Oldfield’s eaten all the condoms in my house. That pooch, when will it learn? Hahaha good times… More » 
David And Lisa Oldfield’s Dog Has Been Feasting On Delicious Things!
2:55PM Jess McGuire | THINGS MY DOG RUFUS HAS EATEN
* A chair
* Holy Water from Lourdes
* Countless packets of cigarettes
* His own poo
THINGS LISA AND DAVID OLDFIELD’S DOG DINKY HAS EATEN
* Six condoms. Ewwwww!
Reported the Daily Telegraph yesterday:
If being dressed up as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz wasn’t bad enough, little Dinky Oldfield brought new meaning to the idea of a sick puppy last week, requiring an emergency trip to the vet after eating a “six-fingered latex glove”.
Six-fingered latex glove? Ho, ho, we think not! More » 
Pauline Hanson Is In Luck – She Just Got Picked Up!
1:59PM Jess McGuire | Good news for Pauline Hanson! After a disappointing few years romance wise which resulted in the former professional political idiot asking Channel Seven to help find her a man, it seems she’s finally found love again.
Reports the Herald Sun:
Has Pauline Hanson, longtime pin-up girl for Australia’s Far Right, found a new Mr Right? The flame-haired ex-pollie has been spotted getting very cosy.
The Herald Sun goes on to describe the man Pauline was spotted dining with at a Queensland restaurant. Ladies and Gays, prepare to feel bitterly jealous. More » A Highlight From The Bec & Lleyton Exclusive Interview In OK! Magazine
1:28PM Jess McGuire | Lleyton and Bec Hewitt, as Defamer Australia mentioned a couple of weeks ago, recently signed a deal to exclusively share their newborn son with readers of OK! Magazine. Obviously I camped out overnight outside my local newsagent in order to ensure I was able to purchase the latest issue featuring photos of Australia’s First Sporting Family TM before anyone else in my neighbourhood, and now that I’ve had a couple of days to calm down (and cut out the accompanying photographs and stick them all over my house) I’ve decided to share with you probably the best bit of the interview.
Some folk accused Lleyton and Bec of stealing the name ‘Cruz’ from the Beckhams. Horrible, stupid folk. Who certainly don’t write for websites like Defamer Australia. Thankfully the Hewitts were unaware of such accusations of moniker pilfering because they “don’t read many magazines”. So that’s us told.
Where did they get the name from, then?
Oh, this is delicious. Says Lleyton:
More » Apologies To The Dude From Gym Class Heroes
11:29AM Jess McGuire | I still think your band is totally rubbish, but yesterday I accused you of writing terrible teenage poetry on your blog after you broke up with Katy Perry and I was wrong. Had I bothered to Google the terrible rhymes, I would have discovered that you’d actually posted another band’s godawful lyrics.
From People Magazine:
McCoy took to his FriendsOrEnemies.com blog on Dec. 31, where he posted lyrics to hip-hop group Main Source’s breakup song “Looking at the Front Door.”
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Adrien Grenier Seems To Be Keeping Himself Busy During His Australian Tour
10:07AM Jess McGuire | Defamer Australia warned you back in late October that Adrien Grenier would soon be stealing the hearts and dignity of women around Australia, and for the last week or so it appears he’s been living up to expectations. After tearing it up on the Gold Coast over New Year, the Grenier Love Machine has reached Sydney, and my god – isn’t he making the most of his fans? Despite the fact his band has wound up its (booty) tour of Oz, Adrien Grenier’s refusing to leave town.
Hollywood heartthrob Adrian Grenier has been living up to his lothario ways while his band The Honey Brothers toured Sydney. While his band The Honey Brothers left town following their last Sydney gig at the Supper Club on Saturday night, Grenier has extended his stay by another week.
It was the Entourage star’s bad boy bachelor status that attracted an overwhelmingly female crowd to his gig, rather than the band’s musical talents – according to some onlookers.
I find it very hard to believe that no nonsense Australian women would attend a gig by the undoubtedly talented and critically revered Honey Brothers simply to ogle at the star of Entourage! What next, eh? Are we going to stop thinking of Keanu Reeves’ Dogstar as one of the most important and influential bands of the nineties?
Anyway. When you’re Adrien Grenier, why on earth would you bother taking a ladyfriend all the way back to your hotel room to “entertain”?
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YouTube Clip Of The Day
8:33AM Jess McGuire | When fear leads you to “squeeze your hamburger”.
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Verne Troyer Reveals His Heath Ledger Tattoo to British D-Listers
8:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Most of Verne Troyer’s onscreen partners like to humiliate him (sometimes in distinctly NSFW ways), but the late Heath Ledger was different. More »
Travolta Death Leads Lisa Marie Presley To Insist Scientologists Pop More Than Vitamins
8:23AM Kyle Buchanan | Now that Jett Travolta’s death has shone a spotlight on Scientology’s tenuous relationship with medicine, Lisa Marie Presley has taken to her Myspace blog to announce that Scientologists can pop any pill they want. More »
