Friday, September 25, 2009
People
Stephen Hawking Gets The “Is He Dead?” Meme Treatment
3:45PM Foster Kamer | Great. Rumours are circulating that Stephen Hawking was found dead. We have a hot tip that some very angry Black Holes are pissed off, spreading lies, starting beefs (i.e. probably bullshit). If you hear anything, let us know. Thanks.
Flotsam & Jetsam
Jon Returns Money That Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill Hair
2:15AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate Gosselin are basically the worst people in the history of TV. Scott Weiland’s wife: a crazy-awesome smack addict. Kanyeezy’s community serveezy. J-Lo’s Lola gives me facehurt. Weirdos! Celebrities! Whatever! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
People
Which Actress Blew All Of Her Money On Blow?
11:27PM Brian Moylan | How embarrassing to get your credit card denied, especially when the clerk knows your famous mug. Also making people blush: being a bad celeb parent, being a whiny reporter and being in the blind items at all. The shame! More »
Online
Twitter’s Big Adventure
5:38PM Andrew Belonsky | Told you so: Twitter will soon cross the $US100 million fund-raising mark.
Music
3:00PM Jess McGuire | I was just sent the new Bluejuice album Head Of The Hawk and was listening to the single ‘Broken Leg’ when I noticed something. More »
Bluejuice – ‘Broken Leg’
3:00PM Jess McGuire | I was just sent the new Bluejuice album Head Of The Hawk and was listening to the single ‘Broken Leg’ when I noticed something. More »
People
Michael Jackson Had Unrequited Love For Hitler’s Oral
1:40PM Andrew Belonsky | The steaming pile of bullshit news surrounding late pop-star Michael Jackson continues to ooze out of every single one of society’s pores. Today’s tale? He loved Adolf Hitler. A lot! More »
Music
1:11PM Jess McGuire | As far as excuses to cancel a festival go, I think the reason behind Gold Coast City Council scrapping the Secret Session “three day techno rave” would have to be the best I’ve ever heard. More »
Techno Festival (Possibly) Cancelled Due To ‘Prisoner Issues’
1:11PM Jess McGuire | As far as excuses to cancel a festival go, I think the reason behind Gold Coast City Council scrapping the Secret Session “three day techno rave” would have to be the best I’ve ever heard. More »
Music
12:31PM Jess McGuire | My favourite newspaper gossip column in the world, the ever informative Gold Coast Confidential, have a lovely little story about Gold Coast musician Dan Hannaford landing a development deal with Sony Music – and the car troubles that spurred him on. More »
Automobile Woes Help Singer Songwriter Land Development Deal With Record Company
12:31PM Jess McGuire | My favourite newspaper gossip column in the world, the ever informative Gold Coast Confidential, have a lovely little story about Gold Coast musician Dan Hannaford landing a development deal with Sony Music – and the car troubles that spurred him on. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
10:01AM Jess McGuire | My pal Elmo Keep put this video on her Facebook page, and how could I resist the urge to share kissing prairie dogs with Defamer Australia readers? More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
10:01AM Jess McGuire | My pal Elmo Keep put this video on her Facebook page, and how could I resist the urge to share kissing prairie dogs with Defamer Australia readers? More »
People
5:56AM Brian Moylan | [The Jon Gosselin Mid-Life Crisis Action Figure comes complete with dangling cigarette, trashtastic helmet and kung fu grip — Please Think I'm Cool Four Wheeler sold separately. Image via INF]
Poppa Wheelie
5:56AM Brian Moylan | [The Jon Gosselin Mid-Life Crisis Action Figure comes complete with dangling cigarette, trashtastic helmet and kung fu grip — Please Think I'm Cool Four Wheeler sold separately. Image via INF] 
