Thursday, November 12, 2009

Music

Country Music Proves It’s Hip, It’s Cool, It Watches MTV

11:20PM Ravi Somaiya | In some of the mildest, most cowboy-hatted humour I’ve seen in a long time, some country music people I’ve never heard of mocked Kanye for interrupting Taylor Swift at the VMAs… about a decade ago. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Every Time You Wear Bamboo Clothing, A Dolphin Dies

10:36PM Ravi Somaiya | Supposedly eco-friendly cloth made from bamboo is in fact evil and made with toxic chemicals and you might as well wear panda-hide while driving a Humvee and shooting rockets at pretty little birdies. More »
People

Are Rob Pattinson And Zac Efron In Love?

9:34PM Azaria Jagger | Pattinson says Zefron takes his breath away; Mike Tyson goes to jail for beating up a pap; Carrie Prejean’s ex says she’s lying about the sex tape, then sells some pictures to TMZ. Welcome to today’s gossip! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

The Northern Territory Is A Kingdom Of Lies

12:56PM Jess McGuire | You can always count on the Northern Territory News website to provide readers from around the country with fascinating tales, and they’ve not disappointed me this week. It seems the men of the Top End are fibbing about illnesses in order to lure sympathetic ladyfriends to their boudoir. Fiends! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:56AM Jess McGuire | I reckon readers Natalie and Cameron are the hardest working Defamer Australia readers in the world. They must spend every waking hour trawling the ‘Tube for quality merchandise, and then very kindly forward on their findings to Your Editor, who can then pass the savings onto you. So when you watch today’s clip (sent in by Cameron), give quiet thanks to Natalie and Cameron for their sterling YouTube efforts. More »
Print

Kathy Lette Urges A Public “Girl-Cott” Of Male Authors

9:01AM Jess McGuire | REET REET REET! It’s been a while since I’ve turned to Defamer Australia’s award winning Two Day Old News Desk™ team to break a story – well, at least not in an official capacity. So please make them (me? I am sort of confused right now) very welcome as they thoroughly investigate the fascinating world of Kathy Lette’s word play. More »
Small Screen

Dollhouse Cancelled; Begins Journey To Nerd Martyrdom

8:59AM Richard Rushfield | In the eyes of the fanboy international, geek auteur Joss Whedon will always be too good for television. And lucky for him, Fox didn’t ruin those creds by calling the nerd’s bluff and keeping his show on the air. More »
Big Screen

The Unrelenting Push For The 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning

8:57AM Brian Moylan | We may not have anything left of our environment or economy by 2010, but at least we’ll have something to keep us interested in the cinema. And the marketing machine is already starting. Check out the coming attractions! More »
Online

Google’s Kid-Friendly Balls

8:50AM Ryan Tate | If Google shows your child its balls, the internet is safe to use. Pro tip!
Online

People Begging Google To Be Their Stalker

8:37AM Ryan Tate | Google said it can now keep a detailed list of everywhere you go, play your trips back like movies and generate “alerts” for unusual movements. Who wants this? The CIA? Nope: ordinary modern humans are asking to be tracked. Insane. More »