Thursday, November 5, 2009
People
Everybody Was Kung-Fu (And Every Other Kind Of) Fighting
11:01PM Ravi Somaiya | Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More »
People
Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry About The Size Of Your Penis
7:31PM Azaria Jagger | Oh no! Page Six says Levi Johnston has reached the inevitable size-anxiety portion of his pre-Playgirl mental training, making this the perfect time for some thinly-veiled lies about why we will love him even in the event of weird-looking weiner. More »
Small Screen
Is Oprah Ready To Leave Daytime TV?
6:58PM Azaria Jagger | Oprah’s shipping Lisa Erspamer — one of her most trusted producers — to LA to be chief creative officer of OWN: the Oprah Winfrey Network — and already some are speculating she’s laying the groundwork to move her TV show to OWN, too. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
3:24PM Jess McGuire | This is fantastic – Christopher Walken reads out the lyrics to Lady Gaga’s Poker Face. I could listen to that man talk forever. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
3:24PM Jess McGuire | This is fantastic – Christopher Walken reads out the lyrics to Lady Gaga’s Poker Face. I could listen to that man talk forever. More »
Music
3:16PM Jess McGuire | READERS! God, I miss you. I am in the middle of my journey home to you as we speak, typing away in Kuala Lumpur and counting down the hours until my flight to Melbourne. I cannot wait to get back to our “normal broadcasting schedule” from Monday onwards. More »
The BeeGees – “You Win Again”
3:16PM Jess McGuire | READERS! God, I miss you. I am in the middle of my journey home to you as we speak, typing away in Kuala Lumpur and counting down the hours until my flight to Melbourne. I cannot wait to get back to our “normal broadcasting schedule” from Monday onwards. More »
People
Gwen Stefani Would Not Sing About Sex With Prostitutes, Suit Claims
10:29AM Richard Rushfield | Poor Guitar Hero. All they want to do is show cartoons of rock stars bouncing around and having fun, and now everyone’s gotta get all uptight about it. More »
People
9:00AM Brian Moylan | [Taylor Momsen is lucky she doesn't run into something dangerous with all that hair in her face on the set of Gossip Girl today. Image via PCN]
Bangs, You’re Dead
9:00AM Brian Moylan | [Taylor Momsen is lucky she doesn't run into something dangerous with all that hair in her face on the set of Gossip Girl today. Image via PCN]
Flotsam & Jetsam
Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
8:47AM Hamilton Nolan | Here is how fake trends turn into troubling fake trends: Wooed into masculine complacency by male body lotion ads, men become metrotextual and start signing their text messages with “kisses”. Next thing you know, grandpa’s sexting. More »
Big Screen
First Shots From Facebook Movie
6:48AM Nicholas Carlson | The movie about how Harvard students Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin started Facebook — called The Social Network — is shooting at Johns Hopkins University today, All Facebook reports. More »
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