We Literally Found This Very Amusing.

Y’all know about British version of The X Factor which stars our very own Dannii Minogue, right? Well apparently in the latest series of the show, two teenagers have fallen in love – and thus, when one of them was kicked off the program, there were tears and heartbreak.

Simon Cowell revealed the truth about the relationship between X Factor’s Diana Vickers and Eoghan Quigg yesterday when he called them ‘two kids in love’. During a press conference Cowelll talked about the moment in last week’s show when the sobbing 16-year-old ran to embrace Diana, 17, as she sang for the last time. ‘I loved it. It’s live TV, things like that happen, that’s the fun,’ he said.

Great, cool, whatever. I don’t really care about Eoghan and Diana, although I will note that she appears to be a spunky young woman and he looks about 12, so the idea of them pashing makes me feel rather ill.

But I did love, love, love, LOVE the following bit of the Daily Mail’s article.

Yesterday finalist Eoghan also spoke about their relationship, and admitted he was still reeling from his heartbreak five days after his close ‘friend’ was voted off. Appearing on This Morning Eoghan elaborated on his loss as he sat with fellow contestants Alexandra Burke and JLS chatting to hosts Philip Schofield and Ruth Langsford.

He said: ‘I was so shocked. It literally broke me in half.

Oh did it, Eoghan? Did it really?

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