Poor Kylie Minogue Has Had To Sell Her House!

From what I can understand from the papers and stuff, things aren’t looking good when it comes to the world’s finances. But it hadn’t really hit home for me until I learned that our very own pop princess, the fabulous Kylie Minogue, has had to suffer because of the current global economic crisis. I mean, really – hasn’t she suffered enough? This shit is bananas… back when bananas were really costly and the Baby Jesus would cry himself to sleep.

Australian singer-songwriter Kylie Minogue has been forced to slash the price of her Australian holiday home by half after being hit by the credit crunch.

Wait til you see the actual figures. I actually burst into tears.

Valued between 800,000-924,000 pounds, Minogue put the four-bedroom home on sale in February by. But the singer, who spent 466,000 pounds on just renovating the property, has been forced to drop the asking price to 439,000 pounds, reports mirror.co.uk.

So the asking price is less than what she spent on renovations? This is rubbish! I was a bit worried earlier today when I learned that I am going to have to locate an extra thirty cents whenever I wanted to ride the tram and I’ll probably have to enforce a candles-only policy on my electricity-happy house, but news like this just puts petty little things like that into perspective.

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