Peter Andre And Jordan Are Not Having Another Baby! They’re As Unhappy As Ever!

If you can’t turn to the tabloids for facts about celebrity wombs, then how on earth are we meant to get accurate information regarding the comings and growings occurring inside the disturbingly taut bellies of famous ladies? By waiting until the individuals involved make a public statement? Pah. That takes too long!

So anyway. Yesterday’s excitement about new baby for Jordan and Peter Andre? Foolish. A rep has piped up that she’s not up the duff, and the Daily Mail assures us that not only are they not having another child, but their marriage is still a fragile creature.

Katie Price and Peter Andre reignited rumours of marital woes last night after leaving a London nightclub separately. The couple, who have been persistently plagued by reports their marriage is on the rocks, hit hotspot Movida in what appeared to be an show of unity. But the evening quickly unravelled for the notoriously argumentative pair, who ended up heading home hours apart.

Hours apart? Oh no! Everyone knows that couples who are able to separate themselves from each other for more than a ten minute period are on the rocks! Apparently Jordan left the club looking as fresh-faced as you could possibly imagine at 2:30am, while Peter “stumbled” out around 4am. With a new BFF!

He looked rather unsteady on his feet as he made his way out of the venue with new found pal, former X Factor contestant Austin Drage.

It comes just days after the couple denied reports Katie is pregnant with her fourth child. The rumour mill went into overdrive this week after she was apparently said to be suffering from morning sickness on a recent holiday to the Maldives. But a representative for the 30-year-old told MailOnline : ‘She’s not pregnant.’

Disappointing. I was already starting to think of names for the little one and everything. You’d think I’d know by now that the only foolproof way of being able to tell if a celebrity is pregnant is if Keith Urban’s hand is seen hovering protectively around a female’s belly.

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