Pete Wentz Loves Guzzling Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk
And why wouldn’t he?
Actually, that headline is a bit of an exaggeration on my part. It’s just “Pete Wentz Tastes His Wife’s Breast Milk And Isn’t All That Into It” seemed so boring, you know? Anyway, Pete has apparently tested the nutritious product of Ashlee Simpson’s norgs. Isn’t that interesting?
Rocker Pete Wentz has tasted his wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk, describing it as “soury and weird”. The couple welcomed their first child, Bronx Mowgli, last month (Nov08), and the Fall Out Boy star admits although he won’t be trying Simpson’s milk again, the tot can’t get enough.
Whoa, whoa – slow down, Pete. Do you mind repeating this crazy theory you have about breast milk and babies?
He tells Sirius Satellite Radio, “The baby loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have”.
Wow. Baby enjoys breast milk. There you have it. It goes against everything the medical establishment has ever told us! Pete Wentz, thank you for blowing this story wide open.
OH GOD, WHY IS NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENING ANYWHERE?!
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This guy is full of something and it’s not breastmilk. It is full of sugar and tastes sweet accordingly, ya big boob. I’ve only tasted my own, kind of hard to avoid if it’s spraying everywhere (get someone’s who has breastfed to explain this to you). Always made me laugh when other mums would worry about giving their kid a sweet tooth but feeding them fruit before veg when they start solids. They’d been drinking liquid sugar for six months by then.