Paris Hilton Burglary is Paris Hilton’s Fault

While Paris Hilton’s bedroom has no doubt seen its fair share of criminal action, rarely does it result in the heiress losing a whole $US2 million.

Still, that’s exactly what happened late Thursday night, as Hilton’s home was burglarised by a masked and hooded intruder who immediately headed for the bedroom, where he (or she—you’re not off the hook yet, Kardashian) made out with millions in jewellery. How did the thief sneak past Hilton’s security system, which is elaborate enough to have a video camera installed in every room? She forgot to lock the front door, the LAPD told TMZ. Joy Behar, we feel your pain.

Hilton says she is “devastated” by the burglary, which occurred while she was out clubbing (if only she’d paid attention to that unsettling twinge she felt at 1:30 am instead of chalking it up to one of Brandon Davis’ special “Roofie Red Bulls”). Good Morning America has the report, which is worthwhile if only to hear the narrator bemoan the loss of Hilton’s “fabulous bling”; we can only imagine the news copywriter fired when Diane Sawyer realised her scripted reaction was, “That’s not hot.”

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