Mark Spano Is Not Setting Ricki-Lee’s Sex On Fire

News that Ricki-Lee’s management have spoken out at claims she’s dating someone from this year’s Idol competition (remember when she was rumoured to be getting it on with Teale? Ha!) came as no surprise to me.

And why would they want to stop the seemingly never ending flow of magazines featuring Ricki-Lee on the cover next to the words I’M ALONE FOR THE FIRST TIME or MY DIVORCE PAIN? She’s never been more adorable or marketable than right now!

Lauren Brown, Ricki-Lee’s apparently formidable manager, has piped up over gossip linking Mark Spano with her client, saying it’s not happening.


Coulter’s manager, Lauren Brown, yesterday dismissed talk of romance between the pop princess and the would-be rocker.

“I can confidently deny that claim,” Brown said.

“Ricki-Lee and Mark are close friends, but have absolutely no romantic ties.

“Ricki-Lee is happily single.”

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OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NO SEX IS ON FIRE!

So there you have it. There is simply no chance of any Spano on earth hooking up with our beloved but heartbroken Ricki-Lee.

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“AND I WAS JUST GETTING BI-CURIOUS!”

Chin up, Jessie Spano. Ricki-Lee will be back on the dating scene soon enough.

MORE: Ricki-Lee Coulter denies romance with Australian Idol contestant Mark Spano

Comments

  • Nick

    My, oh my, so who gives a toss? If they have a romantic involvement (that means sleeping together), that’s fine with me (and hopefully with everyone else), and if they don’t, that’s equally fine. Why do those so-called celebrities try to make mileage out of their private lives? Is it because their professional lives are not really interesting at all?

  • RDoghouse

    I love you for writing “Lauren Brown, Ricki-Lee’s apparently formidable manager” she is scary!

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