Jennifer Aniston Enters Post-Bumming Phase Of UncoolGate

Brad Pitt still has some work to do in New Orleans before he can attend to those areas of America hardest hit by the ravages of UncoolGate. Meanwhile, the woman who started it all, EW covergirl Jennifer Aniston, emerges a stronger woman, if forever a far less trusting magazine-profile subject:



“I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid,” she says, insisting the so-called slam was taken out of context. “I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.”

“Surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid?” Really, Jennifer? The same Vogue who hired Sean “Sloppy Seconds” Avery as their summer intern even though editor-in-chief Miranda Priestly knew damn well the left winger could barely tell his Proenza Schoulers from his Yigal Azrouëls? Next time don’t get played so easily, silly girl— Vogue lives for high drama, and you delivered it to them on an uncool silver platter. You just think about that while we go into the other room and watch some ESPN, because we’re feeling really, really gay.

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  • scotsgirl

    Stop slamming Jen. She was asked a question and she answered a reputable magazine or what use to be reputable magazine. To put that on the cover was very tabloid like.

    Jen should have really let that witch Jolie have it but she didn’t. Not sure what all the hoopla is about it was VERY UNCOOL of Jolie to say that she couldnt wait to get to work to see Jen’s husband because that is what he was at the time.

    I can imagine your husband’s mistress telling the world while he was married to you she couldnt wait to get to work to see him.

    HELLO!!!! Poor taste Jolie very poor taste. Here’s a thought SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE….WE DON’T CARE

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