Inside Russell Brand’s Saucy, Late-Night Sexy Texts!

Perhaps you’ve heard, but comedian/Jonas Brothers despoiler Russell Brand is a fan of sex-having. The habit has landed him in hot water in his home land, and now in America, he’s suffered a “sexy text” leak.

So does the British lothario give better text than his American counterparts? The NY Daily News has the evidence:

After dancing up a sweat with one lovely lass at an NYC bar, the “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” star began a barrage of text messages. “I have excellent facilities for ablutions, should you ever tire of the sweating and such,” he pinged. “I’d be happy to scrub your back – from a safe distance. Russell. X.”

After the gal confessed she’d found a grey hair one day, Brand eased her worries: “We could meet early evening and bolster your rightly damaged ego with orgasms.”

But our favourite line was, “Come and see me in the daytime. We could generate a satanic infant.”

Certainly, Brand displays a certain wit and depth of vocabulary that often eludes the typical American male’s sexy text (“U BONE TONITE?”). But Helen, really: some things ought to remain private.

• Actor, comedian Russell Brand shows humor in pickup scene, too [NY Daily News]