Harry Smith Shows Jennifer Aniston The Dark Side Of Posing In Only Neckwear

Jennifer Aniston’s PR campaign continues to crush everything in its path. (What is she pushing on us, exactly, besides herself? Puppy & Me? We’re not seeing it. It dies. Puppy’s outta the bag.)

She made a pit-stop at The Early Show this morning, where host Harry Smith shared a new side of himself—one we’ll call Your Dad’s Creepy Business Associate Who Corners You in an Empty Kitchen at a Dinner Party Thrown by Your Parents and Makes You Answer Skin-Crawling Questions About What Kind of Perfume You’re Wearing. Ties would be exchanged, but there would be no hearty diaphragm-chortling this morning. Just guarded stares, uncomfortable silences, and Smith’s awkward questions about downward-facing cobras—and we aren’t talking about Yoga positions, if you catch our drift.

[The Early Show]