Good Morning. Your World Is Ending.

By Seth on December 5, 2008 at 1:40 AM

As many times as we heard it from that filthy, bearded man standing outside the Farmers Market with a big sign (Alan Rosenberg—is that you?), we never really believed the Pop Culture Apocalypse would soon be upon us. Well—we guess we were wrong! Try not to panic as its four horsemen—Nicolas Cage with a suspiciously luscious head of wizard-hair, Jay Baruchel conducting a broom army, Russell Brand getting his naughty bits scrubbed by an Oscar-winning manservant, and Rowdy Dwayne Johnson—ride in after the breaking of the seventh remake, followed thereafter by the arrival of the beastly Endtime Ruler (Kathleen Turner). Your coverage awaits!


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  • Juancho
    December 05, 2008 at 4:32 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • NoWireHangers
    December 05, 2008 at 4:28 AM

    Romancing the Stone remake?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

    NoWireHangers

  • NoWireHangers
    December 05, 2008 at 4:28 AM

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  • mrsryan
    December 05, 2008 at 4:25 AM

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  • FuriousD1
    December 05, 2008 at 4:22 AM

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    December 05, 2008 at 4:10 AM

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  • Victor Ward
    December 05, 2008 at 4:08 AM

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  • Juancho
    December 05, 2008 at 4:06 AM

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  • Little Mintz Sunshine
    December 05, 2008 at 4:53 AM

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  • NoWireHangers
    December 05, 2008 at 4:46 AM

    @Juancho: Why did he and Paula Abdul ever divorce!

    NoWireHangers

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    December 05, 2008 at 4:40 AM

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    December 05, 2008 at 4:36 AM

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    December 05, 2008 at 5:06 AM

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    December 05, 2008 at 5:30 AM

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    December 05, 2008 at 7:38 AM

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    December 05, 2008 at 10:35 AM

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    December 05, 2008 at 10:37 AM

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    December 05, 2008 at 7:34 PM

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    December 05, 2008 at 7:25 PM

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    December 07, 2008 at 6:12 PM

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  • regisgoat
    December 08, 2008 at 12:54 AM

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