‘Ellen’ Guest Goes Into Labour, Welcomes First Baby of the Apocalypse
No catastrophic cultural implosion is complete without a Doomsday Baby, and we think we might have gotten ours when pregnanter-than-pregnant Biggest LoserUS host Alison Sweeney went into labour during today’s taping of Ellen. Even Defamer’s office of Fact-Checking and Devil’s Advocacy seems to stand by the veracity of the accompanying video, which features Ellen coming out of a break to greet the contorting, hyperventilating Sweeney with every expectant mother’s favourite question, “Are you kidding?” To which Sweeney replies in the negative with all her searing underworld might. Uncanny!
Kudos to quick-thinking Ellen, who hops over her writhing guest to launch the next segment, and even heartier congrats to Sweeney, who we hope made it safely to a nearby delivery room in short order. We’ll get our “It’s an Apocalypse!” cigars at the ready as the story develops.
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CONGRATS ALI! My daughter and I were watching the Ellen show. Wow, what an entrance!We hope all is well.
did allison sweeney have her baby! is she ok?
Alison Sweeney’s rep clarifies that she did not actually go into labor on the show. I was a planned stunt for the giveaway segment that followed her interview. She is still “pregnanter than pregnant” as you so precisely put it.