Christina Aguilera Celebrates 28th With Fun Tribute to Ultra-Violent Gang Rapists
Happy belated 28th birthday to Christina Aguilera, who celebrated last night as any young lady her age might: By hosting a classy Clockwork Orange-themed party at Mozza.
We appreciate Stanley Kubrick’s film quite a bit ourselves — enough to be disappointed that Aguilera is missing not only the codpiece in her Droog costume, but also the point. Failing a browse through Anthony Burgess’s source novel — strung through with autobiographical references such as the gang rape of his wife during World War II and his own suffering during a home-invasion robbery — we thought at least the characters’ beating and bludgeoning might be more geared to a Halloween get-together. If you really want to impress your friends, try a masked orgy a la Eyes Wide Shut or, better yet, a Dr. Strangelove party at which Chace Crawford arrives 90 minutes late on a nuclear bomb.
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Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,
It could have been worse. It could have been Full Metal Jacket.
kookla
@icallthebigonebitey: [Shaking both a finger and neck] He is beautiful, no matter what they say.
OldTowneTavern
Maybe his shirt should have read,
I wonder if the DJ slipped in a little Ludwig Von...
Desk_hack
@OldTowneTavern: HA!
icallthebigonebitey
Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,