Ch-Ch-Ch, Ah-Ah-Ah: ‘Friday the 13th’ Remake Reveals 13 Ways to Creatively Die

Before he works his way up to the Hitchcockian classics, Michael Bay is determined to tackle some more lowbrow cinematic remakes, and so it is that we have this newly released full trailer for the upcoming Platinum Dunes re-do of Friday the 13th. Directed by Marcus Nispel, who also helmed the Bay-produced remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and apparently hasn’t exhausted his “attractively lit stabbing” jollies yet), it’s the tale of a murderous hockey player who suffers a six-game suspension for slandering Elisha Cuthbert, which leaves him plenty of time to slice and dice teenagers up at Camp Crystal Lake. And, in a loving homage to the original film’s trailer, Nispel has made sure that every single “kill” is teased and tabulated on-screen. The clip, after the jump:

• Friday the 13th [Trailer Addict]