Attention Queensland – Thank You For Your Prompt Response

I should start writing open letters to assorted States and Territories more often, as I managed to get an answer to today’s earlier enquiry astoundingly quickly! Regular viewers will recall that I demanded answers as to why an 18 month old report on Jennifer Aniston’s then blossoming relationship with a British model/bricklayer had suddenly rocketed to the top of the Courier Mail website’s Most Popular Articles list.

Much thanks and appreciation to John Grey, editor at couriermail.com.au, who promptly offered up a satisfying response in the comments of the post.

Says John:

I might be able to offer a clue. We are getting traffic to that story from search.live.com image searches for Mr Sculfor. For some reason, when they get to the search results page, people want to click on the image of this semi-naked young man. I doubt they’re all Queenslanders.

Ha! Well, that clears that up. Well done, everybody. Thank you John, and Queenslanders may resume their interweb surfing without fear of Defamer Australia questioning your actions. We’ll put this one down to a flash mob of The Gays seeking hot photos of a nearly naked male model, I reckon. Or maybe news that Paul Sculfor is moving in with Cameron Diaz has inspired the image search frenzy. Whatever.

(resumes Googling nudie pics of assorted celebrity boyfriends)

PS: To commenter Chris McCulloch – if you are a male who loves Ladyhawke and Alphabeat, you are probably one of the aforementioned Gays. Which doesn’t bother me in the slightest, please forward relevant contact details to my “people”.