Monday, December 29, 2008
YouTube Clip Of The Day
12:47PM Jess McGuire | THIS IS HORRIFYING!
Why, Barry Manilow, why?
(hat tip to SJX/Hardy status update conversation which turned up in my Facebook feed.) More » 
Are Shane And Simone Back Together AGAIN?
11:13AM Jess McGuire | Back in September of last year when Simone Callahan used the pages of New Idea to announce to the world that not only had she and former husband Shane Warne been secretly seeing each other but they’d just broken up because Shane had – quelle surprise – texted saucy things to another woman, Defamer Australia concluded our report on the incident by saying -
Considering she’s taken Shane back, oh, we don’t know.. (counts fingers and toes…) A BILLION TIMES, we dare say this isn’t the end of the ongoing love saga between Simone Callahan and Shane Warne.
And guess what? It looks as though we may have been right. In what has turned out to be a bit of a two thousand and great for Shane Warne (new found love and respect from the Australian people, star of hit musical), it seems he and his former missus may indeed be back together.
Reports The Sunday Mail:
The sports world is abuzz with rumours Shane Warne has patched up his rift with on-off partner Simone Callahan.
Simone, have you anything to say? More » Pete Wentz Loves Guzzling Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk
9:55AM Jess McGuire | And why wouldn’t he?
Actually, that headline is a bit of an exaggeration on my part. It’s just “Pete Wentz Tastes His Wife’s Breast Milk And Isn’t All That Into It” seemed so boring, you know? Anyway, Pete has apparently tested the nutritious product of Ashlee Simpson’s norgs. Isn’t that interesting?
Rocker Pete Wentz has tasted his wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk, describing it as “soury and weird”. The couple welcomed their first child, Bronx Mowgli, last month (Nov08), and the Fall Out Boy star admits although he won’t be trying Simpson’s milk again, the tot can’t get enough.
Whoa, whoa – slow down, Pete. Do you mind repeating this crazy theory you have about breast milk and babies? More » 
The Lonely Island – “Jizz In My Pants”
8:50AM Jess McGuire | Have you heard the new project from SNL’s Andy Samberg yet? Called The Lonely Island, the group consists of Andy, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, and their first single is the charmingly named Jizz In My Pants.
Yours thoughts?
Thanks to Genny B for dedicating this clip to me on YouTube. It’s not because I razz her nether regions or anything, she just happens to refer to me as Jizz. Because she is cruel. Also, I am white and you tend not to notice my bad taste as much if you’ve been drinking heavily. More » 