Why Does Michael Cera Date Charlyne Yi, Anyway?

· Arrested Development: The Motion Picture holdout Michael Cera has a secret movie—Paper Hearts, a part-doc, part-scripted movie chronicling his relationship with Charlyne Yi, which will hopefully shed some light on their WTF? romance. Sundance buyers: start your engines! [THR]
· CBS and Barry Sonnenfeld are developing Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30, a series based on the book of the same name. [THR]
· Studios and networks opt out of the over-the-top, Emmy-style campaigning when it comes to seeking a Golden Globe, leaving Hollywood Foreign Press Association members despondent that they didn’t also receive a mid-century Brazilian rosewood desk bearing Mad Men Season 2 DVD in its drawer. [Variety]

After the jump: Harvey Levin still sleeping with Satan! Ask us how we know!

· Eddie Izzard and Brian Dennehy join Liev Schreiber, Helen Hunt and Carla Gugino in indie feature Every Day. [Variety]
· Harvey Levin continues to leave steaming little diarrhea puddles on our TV sets, as the truly unwatchable TMZ show gets a two-season pickup. On the upside, we’ve become slightly less passive in our couch-potato-ness, as we leap for the remote whenever it comes on. That’s sort of an ab crunch! [THR]