War is Over (If You Want It)

· Mario Majorski should have known better than to bring samurai swords to a Celebrity Centre gunfight.
· One photo tells you everything you need to know to prepare for rockin’, lip-lockin’ time at the Playboy Mansion!
· Hey, here’s a not-so-tough one: What loudmouth movie critic bashed the “old putz” his son was hired to replace?
· See? Nicole Kidman is totally, like, not strung out in any way whatsoever!
· Rahm might be the cute, melodic one in the new boy-pop phenom The Emanuel Brothers, but that doesn’t mean he won’t kick Andy Samberg’s arse for that unaired SNL skit.
· In case of a late-night Fox emergency, break glass and pull Jack Bauer.
· SAG-beat brawlers Sharon Waxman and Nikki Finke provided the unlikeliest catfight of the week.
· The Twilight sequel’s $12 million payday sure will buy Kristen Stewart a lot of Transylvanian Power Skunk.
· “Tribeca Steamboat Willie DeGeneres-Di Rossi” is only one of the fantastic reader offerings from the Defamer Simpson-Wentz Baby Name Generator.
· Fire up your Oscars (again) — here come da Milk! Have a great weekend!