Those Hogans sure love their restraining orders! Not long after mama cougar Linda claimed that ex-husband Hulk should stay away from her based on a completely made-up court order, her young, son-resembling boyfriend has attempted to secure an actual one against the American Gladiators host. Sadly, the 19-year-old Charley Hill’s claim that Hulk “pulled up next to him [at a stoplight] and stared at him” was found to be insufficient grounds for issuing a restraining order. Also, the judge found that Hulk’s attempt to piledrive Charley, then throw him against the ropes was terribly, terribly fake. [TMZ]