Snoop Dogg On ‘Martha’: A Gizzle Thizzle

We’re not going to spill any digital ink describing Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg as unlikely compadres. After all, if you can’t see how these two herb-aficionado ex-cons fit snuggly into the same gangsta pod—both enjoying nothing more than kicking back after a long day of baking and wreath-construction with a blunt the size of a corncob and getting fucked up for real in this bitch—then you probably don’t deserve to be here. On today’s Martha, Snoop popped by. Martha introduced him by reading aloud her many correspondences from the hip-hop titan:

· “Hello Martha. It’s Snoop Dogg. What did you do? Hit me back when you get a moment. Stay sweet.”
· “Hey, M.S. It’s Snoop Dogg says hi and seein’ how you doing. Hollah back. Boo.”
· “I would love to hang out with you whenever time permits. I dig your style, M.S. For real, for real. So hit me back when you are free for me. Be sweet and stay [blank blank]. Yours truly, Snoop Dogg.”

They then moved on to that time-tested gangsta dick-measuring contest known as comparing posses—his is more physically intimidating, but hers are far better at frothing egg whites—before diving into the potato-mashing task at hand. HuffPo has the video.

• Snoop Dogg And Martha Stewart Laugh, Cook, Compare Posses (VIDEO) [HuffPo]