Small-Wanded Daniel Radcliffe Would Welcome an Onstage Erection

Now that footage of Daniel Radcliffe’s nude performance in Equus has hit the interwebs, audiences everywhere have discovered that what the young wizard lacks in wand, he certainly makes up for in sheer balls. It’s for precisely that reason that while appearing on Inside the Actor’s Studio this week, Radcliffe gave James Lipton a surprising answer to the self-posed question, “Are you ever worried about getting an erection onstage?”

Quite the opposite, said Radcliffe, who explained that it would at least add some inches to his much-scrutinised manhood. Take heart, Dan — at least that shrinkage brings you ever closer to your long-held dream of playing Hermione!

• Inside the Actors Studio [Bravo]